My Guilty Pleasure
Probably not the blog post you’ve been waiting for but watch these two videos. Jess and I have not had a TV for years. But lately we’ve become lazy and started watching too many shows online. I’m about ready to go back to our prudish ways of only watching the Office and 30 Rock, but not until England’s version of American Idol is finished!
Watch these two videos and guess which act got the most votes and which act got the second to the least number of votes. Completely ridiculous.
Oh, and I apologize, I’m having problems with embedding the video, so just check out these two links:
Dear Dead Dolphin
This all happened on Saturday. The events are chronicled just as they occurred. Read with caution.
12:01pm– Jessica and I left our campsite for a leisurely walk on the beach.
12:03– As we walked to the beach we saw a man trying to chop wood. It looked awkward. I was grateful that my father taught me how to chop wood.
12:05– We arrived at the beach and started collecting shells for my children
12:10– Jessica asked if it looked like there were an animal laying on the beach about 150 yards away.
12:11– I told her it was a large piece of drift wood. She hesitantly agreed.
12:15– We saw a Police SUV race by and stop by the aforementioned driftwood.
12:16– We decide that Jessica was right, Ryan was wrong, and we begin heading the direction of some unknown dead animal.
12:18– Look at our first dead dolphin first hand
12:19– Find out from wildlife dude that in 14 years this is the first dead dolphin he’s ever found on the beach
12:22– A crowd has gathered and we decide to leave as the wildlife dude wraps some caution tape around the mouth and fins of our dead friend
12:45– We decide to return with our cell phone to take pictures (camera did not have a memory card!)
12:47– Touched first dead dolphin. It felt like a big rubber ball.
12:48– Nearly spooned with dead dolphin for a picture in poor taste
12:49– Decided not to spoon with dolphin. Posed for other photos.
12:55– State wildlife dudes show up to “take care of” our dead friend
12:57– We find out that “take care of” means that they bury the dolphin on the beach!
12:59– After digging for two minutes the state wildlife dudes hit the water table and realize that they cannot bury the dolphin here
1:00– State wildlife dudes stand there perplexed for at least a minute or two trying to figure out a new solution.
1:05– State wildlife dudes decide to leave the dolphin on the beach. Turns out they didn’t want to touch it to move it up higher on the beach. So instead they decided to let the tide either take it back out to sea or move it higher up on the beach.
1:06– Noble little kid offers to move the dolphin for the state guys for the small payment of one dorsal fin. They rudely decline.
2:30– We return to see if the tide is taking out the dolphin.
2:31– Discover that the tide has not come in yet.
3:30– Go back to the beach to see if the tide is taking out our friend…still not yet
5:00– Return one last time to check on our fishy friend…still there.
The end.
Gun Control
Just read this story about a church that’s hosting an “Open Carry Celebration” where they’re inviting everyone to bring their handguns, sing songs about America, and even buy a $1 raffle ticket to win a free hand gun! They say it’s a “celebration for all who support our 1st and 2nd amendment rights” and the advertisement invites you to “come celebrate our rights as Americans”.
Let’s not even discuss the issue of gun control and the right to bear arms. I mean it’s a very important topic but one that seems more suited to someone who has done more research (seems like a good English 102 paper). I personally just prefer for people not to shoot each other. Anyway, the big question is whether or not this is appropriate in the church.
I’ve got two differing thoughts:
- My first response was a toned down outrage or frustration that a church would do something so ridiculous. That a church would actually be a part of inviting everyone to bring their guns, to celebrate America, and all that jazz. Seems like churches have a hard enough task funneling peoples worship toward Jesus and building excitement concerning the Holy Spirits work in peoples lives. Do we really want to spend our time drumming up enthusiasm for carrying guns and worshiping our nation? Is that the churches role? Isn’t our role to be the body of Christ? Didn’t the early church have a simple motto “Jesus is Lord” which was in stark opposition to the phrase of the day “Caesar is Lord”. In other words when the Roman empire was trying to get it’s citizens to sing the praises of Caesar the early church turned their phrases upside down and reinterpreted them to give glory to the true savior of the people. While no president has claimed to be God, it is interesting that in honor of our country we sing songs, we have parades, we light fireworks, we even pledge our allegiance (synonyms include faithfulness, devotion, fidelity, honor, obedience, piety, and duty) to our nation. If that doesn’t sound like the actions of worship I don’t know what does. It’s just interesting isn’t it? When hymn books include “God bless America” and “America the beautiful” next to songs like “Holy Holy Holy” and “How Great Thou Art” I start to have some serious questions about where our loyalty lies. So my first thoughts included all this. A bit of disgust. A bit of judgement (though I prefer to call it righteous indignation). A bit of…well you get the point.
- My second thoughts were an attempt to see all of this from the point of view of a good ol’ boy from Kentucky (where this church is located). I mean good ol’ boys are the people they’re trying to bring to Jesus. So if a ridiculous gun control day helps to bring people to Jesus then by all means do it. Don’t get me wrong I wouldn’t suggest doing something immoral and wrong in order to introduce people to Jesus, but I’m confident that these people have absolutely no spiritual or moral conflict with gun possession! So within that context I’d just place this event in the same box that I put other goofy attempts at creating “evangelistic events” like churches often do. At least they’re trying I guess right? I mean I’d prefer a different route, but at least they’re doing something! There’s a really awesome church here in Vancouver that advertised their Sunday services with tigers and monkeys on stage. Kind of goofy I thought. But in the end they brought more people to new faith on the lion, tiger, and bear week than any other in their history.
I don’t know where you sit on the issue. I’d love to hear your opinion. You’ve heard some of my gut immediate thoughts, right or wrong as they might be. At the very least let’s all agree that this is a really weird story.
peace.








