As for me and my house, we will vote for Basil
This is simply amazing. If it is a joke…its the best I’ve ever seen. If it’s not a joke (and it isn’t) it’s the best I’ve ever seen.
Check Basil’s website out, notice some of the following quotes (I have left spelling and grammar as the author wrote it):
Make sure that if national insurance is put in place, I will make sure the roots of such bill with not inclued any type measuring of the waist like other counties.
Vote for me and if I win I will immune you from all state crimes for the rest of you life!
I believe we must hate the U.S. Flag because we fly the wrong one and when we fly the right one we and the government fly it wrong.
The right too bear arms against our government and not burglars must be protected
I find it hard to take a campaign fund from anyone because if they give me money they expect something and then they seal it with a hand shack . I think this is bribery
so to keep everybody honest lets put all funds in one bucket, then divide the bucket by cities, counties and state ,then divide those buckets among who ever once want to run and nobody owes anybody.People Called to stop Slavery at traffic stop they all say county court can not overrule supreme court ,but no-one will help while 1.8 billion is stole by false arrest
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Finally! I’m growing up!
I’ve got great news! I’ve just received an email offering to solve all of my manhood issues! Woohoo! I’m not quite sure who sent it because it appears that it was actually sent from my own email. It must be some sort of surprise late birthday present. Anyway, I look forward to seeing how this mysterious giver teaches me how to fix cars, build things out of wood, repair lawnmowers, read sci-fi, and other manly things that I have somehow missed out on in life.
So whoever you are, thank you so much for thinking of me.
Sincerely,
Ryan
Dr. Siegal’s Cookie Diet Vs. President Obama Appears on The View While Chelsea Clinton Gets Married in a Beautiful Wedding Dress
Ok, so what if I titled a post with three of the top googled items of this week. What are you going to do about it? Consider it an experiment to see what kind of random misplaced traffic it sends here. On a more reminiscent note, here is me singing to my wife at our wedding over seven years ago. Yes, its bad. Yes, its supposed to be bad. Yes, it was my wedding gift for her.
