I like that Google finishes my sentences for me when I’m searching. I thought it might be fun to mess around with this. I could probably search for others who have found odd litlte quirks (like my facebook/twitter update about a dead Pakistani on my couch) but I’m prefering instead to just find my own. Enjoy…

Why do my feet smell like…

• Popcorn
• Cheese
• Corn Chips
• Vinegar

I want to eat…

• Healthier
• All the time
• His Children
• Your children

Midgets are…

• Funny
• Scary
• Us
• People too

Republicans are…

• Ignorant
• Mean
• Selfish
• Hypocrites
• Retarded
• Morons
• Wrong

Democrats are…

• Socialist
• Smarter
• Wrong
• Retarded
• Communists
• Sexy
• Crooks

Why did…

• I get married

Give me a…

• Dollar
• Virus
• Job
• Revelation

Google is…

• Your friend
• making us stupid
• broken

Can I please…

• receive the secret code that in it telephonically
• Have my spider back

Why does…

• My eye twitch
• Asparagus make urine smell
• my dog eat poop
• poop float
• your eye twitch

The meaning of life is…

• Christopher Walken

Why do i…

• fart so much
• Indians smell
• have green poop
• have no friends
• have so much gas

Oh my I could have quite the list of observations after doing this experiment…but I think I’ll just let your own mind run wild.

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